No more 'jollies' for Bishop Cooper

'All over now ... babes'

Games up. In Bazzars world skeletons are no longer kept in the cupboard. Instead, they hang from the chandeliers folks !

Former bishop of St David's Carl Cooper of the Church in Wales became so enamoured with his chaplain Rev Mandy Potter that he flung his mitre, wife and kids in order to be with her by night and by day. 

Eventually, following three years of living in sin, gowermaster can reveal , through provincial contacts, that Rev Mandy just couldn't resist running off with another bloke yet again. Wow !!!

We also hear  rumours that  His Darkness, regards this latest episode as being  somewhat  morally repugnant and slightly dishonest, but vows to pray for all those concerned.  

Anglo Catholics 'Credo' are thought to be calling for disciplinary action. They have demanded to know on what grounds of adultery the cricketing mad bishop will be charged. To which Bazzar's Registry has at long last replied : The Lords, Trent Bridge and The Oval.    

As a member of the priesthood of women, soon expected to be ordained bishops, Mandy could well be cautioned and advised, that in future, if it can be tastefully done, she keeps her clothes on.  

Meanwhile, Rev Mandy, is compared to Lot's wife, who, 'Was like unto other women, until Lot turned and gazed at her. Whereas, she became a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night'.

Remember ! This is bazzar's church. You just happen to be in it .


Archbishop of Wales says 'Time to get your hands dirty' (Shouldn't be too difficult your Grace)

'Let your light shine'

His Grace, the Most Reverend Dr Barry Morgan
Primate of all Wales, ( or so he thinks) says this Easter :

'If we are in Christ Jesus, baptised into Him, and raised to new life in Him, then the implications of that are that we too should live out those values of love, forgiveness and compassion in our relationships with one another'.

( How true Barry lad. Pity you suffer selective amnesia)


Archbishop recommends dirty hands. 
( Shouldn't be too difficult Your Grace) 

The Prize Turnip

Wheeled out for another much awaited ground breaking, mouth watering press release. Morgan the Organ now advocates dirty hands for all church members: http://www.churchinwales.org.uk/structure/bishops/sermonsb/b44.php   20th December 2011.  

By heck lad, thou knowest how to do it so well. Keep taking the tablets.

' Who shall dwell on thy Holy hill'
He who has clean hands, and does not lift his soul to VANITY, or swears deceitfully'. Pslam 24:

Asked if His Grace would have clean hands for Easter, a Church in Wales spokes person said:

'How Archbishop Barry spends Easter is purely a matter for him'