5.12.2012

No more 'jollies' for Bishop Cooper

'All over now ... babes'


Games up. In Bazzars world skeletons are no longer kept in the cupboard. Instead, they hang from the chandeliers folks !

Former bishop of St David's Carl Cooper of the Church in Wales became so enamoured with his chaplain Rev Mandy Potter that he flung his mitre, wife and kids in order to be with her by night and by day. 

Eventually, following three years of living in sin, gowermaster can reveal , through provincial contacts, that Rev Mandy just couldn't resist running off with another bloke yet again. Wow !!!

We also hear  rumours that  His Darkness, regards this latest episode as being  somewhat  morally repugnant and slightly dishonest, but vows to pray for all those concerned.  

Anglo Catholics 'Credo' are thought to be calling for disciplinary action. They have demanded to know on what grounds of adultery the cricketing mad bishop will be charged. To which Bazzar's Registry has at long last replied : The Lords, Trent Bridge and The Oval.    

As a member of the priesthood of women, soon expected to be ordained bishops, Mandy could well be cautioned and advised, that in future, if it can be tastefully done, she keeps her clothes on.  

Meanwhile, Rev Mandy, is compared to Lot's wife, who, 'Was like unto other women, until Lot turned and gazed at her. Whereas, she became a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night'.




Remember ! This is bazzar's church. You just happen to be in it .




16 comments:

  1. Randy Mandy does it again!
    True to form!

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  2. I knew Mandy at Bangor University. She was, and no doubt still is a lovely person. Her leaving the Church in Wales is its loss.

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  3. Hi Anonymous of 18th July,

    Sorry to be late with a reply. Yes, I agree with you. She really is truly amazing. An Olympic jump if ever there was one.

    Gowermaster.

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  4. Hi to you Anonymous of 24 July

    Apologies again for the delay. One had to consult 'Handsards' and 'Adult Dating' on Google.

    Yes, you seem to be correct. Another loss for the Church in Wales. Phwaaaaaa..........

    Gowermaster

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  5. Hi Anonymous of 18 July

    Sorry for the delay. Yes I agree with you. She is really truly amazing! A Olympic jump if ever there was one.

    Gowermaster

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  6. Randy Mandy has been at it since she was a school girl - her first victim was the local curate! Nothing changes!

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  7. You could have knocked me down with a feather anonymous.

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  8. Is it true they had a child?

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  9. Are these two people still employed by the church?

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    1. No, at least not yet. Although the new bishop of St Davids owes him one. Sooooo...he could well be back as ass bishop?

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  10. Latest - they had a child, and then Mandy runs off and leaves Carl holding the baby! Olympian - Randy Mandy as ever true to form!

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    1. Is this really true. Carl Cooper has been seen pushing a pushchair. Has he really become a daddy again in his fifties; and be left holding the baby?

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  11. Has Mandy left him for another guy? It serves him right. He has left holding the baby. He is old enough now to be the baby's grandfather. There is no fool like an old fool.

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  12. Yes, their child is younger than his grandson! Regularly seen pushing a pushchair. Oops...

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  13. we always wondered how he managed to get TWO women to sleep with him, even talking to him was akin to stepping on a dead toad. What really annoyed us was that not only were Canting Carl and the Revd Mandy Tapioca-Thomas knobbing each other during working hours but the beggar didn't have the sense of honour to resign until he'd pocketed a pile of paid leave and got his bottom safely into another job.

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  14. Rodney.... don't be such a bleeding plonker all your life. Remember what our old grand dad used to say, "He who dares wins, Rodney me old son". Luvly juvly.

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